29 octobre 2007

Wikihow... le site qui vous explique comment faire tout et n'importe quoi... même embrasser!

"You have seen it done often in the movies and probably on the street in darkened corners. The French kiss is a timeless and passionate gesture of romantic affection. Whether you live in Paris, France, or Paris, Texas, you can learn how to kiss like the French do without an embarrassing faux pas!"

Step 1: moisten your lips
Step 2: angle your head
Step 3: start with a gentle and soft closed-mouth kiss
Step 4: go Dutch on the decision to French
Step 5: explore with your tongue
Step 6: go slow
Step 7: mix it up
Step 8: read body language
Step 9: develop your style

....Can anyone tell the authors you can't really teach these kind of things? That you have to go with the flow? "Oops sorry I forgot to angle my head before exploring your mouth with my revolving tongue. Can we go back to step 4?"... So romantic!

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